if countries were students

Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh

America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates

Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day

England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen

New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks

The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores

France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much

China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question

Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

thenemeton:

boys r so weak. boys r some pathetic shit. if u punch me in the boob my boob will still b able to sustain life for a new fuckin human. my boob can sustain the human race. if i kick u boys hard enough in the nuts u will never reproduce. ur genetic line is over bub. one well placed stiletto and u are getting shitty half-assed boners and no babies 4 life. who has the power son. who owns u. girls own u. i own u punk. sit down

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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hohohobutmadefashion:

when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like

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