petition for you to not
Wait 18k what
I'm a 20 year old with an open mind and open heart. My life has been an indecisive, unbalanced, unbelievable, unimaginable, enchanted, enlightening, surprisingly spirited life that I was never prepared for.
petition for you to not
Wait 18k what
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
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DO
NOT
SPEAK
TO ME
WHEN
I HAVE
HEADPHONES
ON
JESUS
CHRIST
(via randomness-is-epic)
| People: | You're only a true fan if you were there from the start. |
|---|---|
| Me: | IM SORRY I WAS BUSY BEING A FUCKING FETUS. BEING A "TRUE FAN" WASN'T REALLY MY MAIN CONCERN. |